just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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