Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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