Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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