My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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