Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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