if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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