Your face is a jimmy john
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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