Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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