Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
kristin has been a bad kristin
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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