I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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