well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So many bounce houses so little time
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
