Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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