I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
