he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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