im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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