Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to make out with him forever
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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