apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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