i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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