I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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