Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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