Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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