I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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