Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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