Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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