garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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