no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
