I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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