me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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