Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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