You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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