My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Still dying that you shit outside
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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