Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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