Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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