we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
