At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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