it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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