More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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