good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Randomize
