Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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