took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Are we still banned from the library?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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