apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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