They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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