I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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