I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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