He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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