i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
