How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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