Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Come see our sink grown plant.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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