He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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