i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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