Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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