I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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