U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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