Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am available for nakedness
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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